What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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y u no like me joke?

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Niall Horan

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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PENIS lol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Worms don't like apples.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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