- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Manchester City

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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