What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

my penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Morning wood.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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