What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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