- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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