- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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