- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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