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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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