- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A praying mantis is very graceful

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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