- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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