- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

TRICERATOPS!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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