What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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