- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

woman's rights

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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