- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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