how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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