Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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