- Anti Joke

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away