- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Knock knock.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why am I writing this...im bored

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