- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did you poop because you are a poop

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