What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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tim has no humor

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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