- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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