A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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women's rights

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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