why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

woman's rights

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

here's a joke... the american education society

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