- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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