What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Anti Joke

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