How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Anti Joke

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