Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A fish swims up your penis...

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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