What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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9/11

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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