Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Women's rights

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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