- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

the midget went to the midget store

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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