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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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