- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Face...the other white meat!

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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