- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

knock knock Goodbye

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

penis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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