Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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