What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Rush Limbaugh

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

I C U P White stuff

seek beauty

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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