what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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