Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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