knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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