Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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