- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Sarah Palin.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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