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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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