- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's round and orangey? An orange.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's funny? Women's rights.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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