So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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