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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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