What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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THE GAME

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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