- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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