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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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