What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A van drives into a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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This sentence is a lie.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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