Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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