What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Women's rights

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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