What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A women left the kitchen.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Anti Joke

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