- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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