- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Matthew Wyckoff

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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