Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Women's rights.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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