''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What happened to my sunglasses?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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