- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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