- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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