Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

batman has diarrhea

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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