An anti-joke

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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