- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

It says so on your cap.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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