Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

black people

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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