- Anti Joke

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Ron Paul for President!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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