Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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