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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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