- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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