Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Nothing. He made it home safely.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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