Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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THE GAME

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

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