why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Worms don't like apples.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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