A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What black and has children A black man

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Jeff

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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