- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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