What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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THe Election

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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