- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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