What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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