- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I love alchohol!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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