Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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The global news

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Chuck Norris.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Knock knock Come in

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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