- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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