- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Daniel is a fag

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

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