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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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