- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Balls

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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