A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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THE GAME

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Maths.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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