- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

drew edminstin is a rat

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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