What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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