What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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